Bonus points: it will also look amazing with your BAEs tuxedo jacket
A bride donning this masterpiece is guaranteed to leave an indelible mark on her guests' hearts
Ingredients BEEF 1 pound lean ground beef (see notes for turkey or use Morning Star Crumbles for vegetarian) 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 tsp EACH smoked paprika onion powder, garlic powder, dried oregano, salt cayenne pepper to taste (optional, I use tsp) 1/2 cup mild salsa SALAD 1 large head romaine lettuce, chopped (about 8 cups) 1 1/2 cups cherry tomatoes, halved (or 2 Roma tomatoes, chopped) 1 cup black beans, rinsed and drained 2 ears sweet corn (see notes how to char) 1/4 cup chopped red onions 2 avocados, sliced or chopped 1/3 cup roasted and salted sunflower seeds 1/2 cup shredded pepper Jack cheese or sharp cheddar (or more to taste) Tortilla Chips or Doritos, slightly crushed to taste (the more the better!) DRESSING Instructions Prepare Cilantro Lime Dressing according to directions
This is Edwardian charm at its best
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