emerald green christmas dress Lycra Holiday Party 373 puffy sleeves Christmas Dress Emerald Shiny Venus

So Im compromising with wedges

fake old man facial hair and glasses this hat walking cane: we found an adjustable one at DI (Deseret Industriesour local thrift store, definitely check if you have one in your area!) which was perfect for our little old man shoes: you could go with dress shoes, but I think regular sneakers are even better here (and my sons simple gray ones matched perfectly) Old Man Costume (adult) dress pants button up shirt with a graph check pattern dress shoes a straw fedora hat from Walmart (similar to this one) All my husbands clothes were found at DI and then we found the perfect hat on clearance for $5 at Walmart

This morning, the turkeys were a few feet away gobbling at us and Bob the cat kept trying to get in the pictures

However, Ive found that a lot of the brands I like the best are only available online

The black wash reads as a very dark grey