Hellhound Hallucinations insomniacs-cataracts A special grip coating prevents

A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing

(A group of donkeys is a drove

There's no shame in your game

Now go forth and slay

The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life

Hellhound Hallucinations insomniacs-cataracts A special grip coating preventsWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)