Iridescent Vinelasher There was a lot of competition in black for a cute card review, with a lot of adorably strange little beings
Without Bargain, Torch the Tower is passable as a Shock spell, but if the player has spare Bargain fodder from Celebration-oriented cards like Hopeful Vigil or various Roles, then Torch the Tower becomes a better Lightning Bolt, which is saying a lot and lets the card scale up a bit in the mid-game
And then you can get anything from strong artifact creatures to powerful artifacts like Mind's Eye or whatever else flips up
We have new keywords and ideas, such as new keyword Resist, which allows you to reduce incoming damage - something that I can see being equally amazing and annoying, depending on which side of the board youre sitting
Put X stun counters on each of those permanents and you gain X life, where X is the number of nonbasic lands you control